Egg Demotivational Poster
GAY JOHNNY -
PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.
AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987
EASTER EGG HUNTS CANCELLED -
F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....
IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -
RULE 34 -
SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.
THE OMELET JOKE - Knock Knock! Who's there? Omelet.
THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked
NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here
THAT DAMN CHUCK NORRIS -
FUCK YOUR DECADE! - Sincerely, the 80s. (Rated R)
EASTER - CANCELLED -
PARTY ON GARTH -
DA' CHOPPA! - GET TO IT!!!!!
NOW THAT... - is more like it.
THE EGG HUNT -
HAPPY EASTER - Let the egg hunt begin ...
REGGAE CONCERTS - TTH is always first in line for tickets
ASK ANY PLUMBER -
IT'S OKAY MOM - He's promised me extra eggs this year.
GUNS FOR BEGINNERS - Point the scary end at the thing you wanna poke holes in
COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)
HUEVOS SUAVE -
THE WHO AND THE WHY -
BACON & EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
TIME - well spent
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
The Day -
SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.
SOME FRIENDS -
THE WEATHER CHANNEL - It's like Hooters meets science
GEORGE BUSH - NOTHING SLIPS BY HIM -
WOULD YOU -
SPAM - The White Trash of Meats
AN EASTER OFFERING - Zombie Jesus will be so pleased.
CAUSE OR EFFECT - Do obese women select skinny men so they can get more food, or do men get skinny because their fat women eat off their plates?
I KNEW IT - Bulls don't lay eggs
BACONY EGGS - Where is your God now?
NOT YOUR PARENTS' DADAISM - Not even close.
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE -
UGH!!! - You didn't tell me I was raw!!!
DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol
HARD BOILED EGGS - your doing it right
AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN -
HE'LL BE BACK - He always comes back...
LOVE - It's all about timing
1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.
ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -
FAST-FOOD - OVER TIME IT WILL RUIN YOUR FIGURE -
HEY HONEY LOOK - I'M A GOD DAMN FREAKIN' EASTER EGG BABY!
RACISM IMMUNITY -
TRUE LOVE -
RESPECT - A man doesn;t automatically get my respect He has to get down on the ground and beg for it
PROMISES - DON'T SAY YOUR GOING TO CALL WHEN YOU WONT
PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY
UHMM ... HUH? -
SEXUAL HARASSMENT - Let's see how it turns out for you this time, Arnie...
FINALLY THERE IS PROOF - Another argument settled
YO BITCH! -
ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!
EASTER EGG HUNTING - It's a highly competitive, full contact sport.
SEX - 'Cos he wus horny
LATE NIGHT HELP -
HASTA LA VISTA, TERMINATOR -
SET YOUR MIND IN MOTION -
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -
BEGGAR - It's their pride not to steal Somehow, I'm pretty sure that's my bag
A TRAGIC STORY - The Easter Egg finally gets laid and then dyed ...
I DON'T CARE -
PRODUCEMAN CONCERT -
BUGGING OUT -
ONE MORNING - I woke up and went downstairs to find that my girlfriend had made eggs. So we cooked them.
THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR -
MARRIED LIFE - every Saturday night.
WHO WAS - the first persion to say i am going to eat what ever comes out the chickens bum
REPRODUCEMAN117 & SON -
YOU NEVER FORGET -
FINE DINING -
WOULD YOU PREFER YOUR EGGS - Fertilized or Unfertilized ?
MMMMM...... - some eggs NEED to be put in the pan
TOO MUCH? -
S E A N - He did it again! I told him not to play with his food
Chocolate Egg Creams -
REGGIE FILS-AIME - He will kick your ass
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